Ode To Rugby/Yoohoo
Your nose is wet and fine,
Your tongue slobbers me all the time.
You’re always happy to see me,
Though you’re always greedy… for food.
Your tail wags when I’m near.
Because you’re so dear.
Smashed was your rear,
The suburban you fear.
I love that you’re so smart,
But you stink when you fart.
The doc. says you’re morbidly obese,
But you’re still my favorite beast.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:09 am
BAHAHAHAHAHA He SO doesn’t look morbidly obese:)
October 1st, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Oh, I really like it. Your dogies cuuute, and I see he is a little chunk of love, Haha! Now he can show all his friends he’s on the internet. Keep up the great work.
Peace Out
Cait Hagar
October 1st, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Hey there,
You are one good lookin’ 4 foot!
Yeah, it is funny how the people always complain about slobberin but, if we did not give them a good washin’, they would stink. Nothin’ smells like stale dog breath! MMM, love it!
Hey them farts are a great way to get the whole bed to myself. Sometimes mom dos not want to share her pillow - HA - I can get her to move!
Now, stay away from cars!!
Dogs 4 World Domination! Woof On!
Zed
October 5th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
He is fat. sometimes he sneaks out of our electric fence to go steal food. He has raided the food table at many of our neighbors party’s.
Once he decided to take a swim with a drumstick in his mouth at our neighbors pool party.
When I sell girl scout candy/magazines/cookie, and my bro is selling boy scout popcorn I always tell him “don’t tell the neighbors Yoohoo is our dog or they wont buy.”
Once we accidentally ran over him with our suburban, and now he is incapable of having offspring.