Misfortune Cookies


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I read an article about fortune cookies with misfortunes in them. The cookie above isn’t actually one of them. “We wanted our fortune cookies to be a little bit more value-added,” says Bernard Chow, the company’s marketing director. The following list are misfortunes that were actually in the cookies:

 

*Plan for the best prepare for the worst.
*Today is a disastrous day.
*Your problem just got bigger.

 

You can be more creative and come up with your own misfortunes. Post a comment with your misfortunes!

2 Responses to “Misfortune Cookies”

  1. Mom Says:

    These are the best days of your life, It’s all downhill from here.

    But really, why add to the misfortune?

    Don’t worry, be happy.

  2. elferkid Says:

    Here’s a little song i wrote,
    you might want to sing it note for note,
    don’t worry, be happy

    in every life we have some trouble,
    when you worry you make it double
    don’t worry, be happy

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